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walk up to the club like what up i got a big cock
you are a 16 year old girl
and your point is?????
(via drunkpeeta)
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you can now E-MAIL your posts/reblogs?!
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gotagedandagiveemhellattitude:
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
im lookin at u tom hiddleston
and you bonkyhort Cutiebrunch
bonkyhort Cutiebrunch
We all still know who this is.
(via rosiedoll)
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spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
(via rainbow-llama)
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I was crying when I read this
Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
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New Simon Lewis still
Released expressly for Maureen…
Simon with big puppy-dog eyes, clearly wanting something from someone.
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change the direction of the train if you concentrate
no this is omg what NO
I AM HARRY POTTER
(via justlalalovely)
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sometimes when i stand up my vision gets really blurry and i feel like im about to die but then its like nvm still alive phew
(via zackisontumblr)
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When you play a song for a friend & they don’t like it
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My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.
I think your housemate and I are going to be good friends
(via rosiedoll)
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Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate.
So that’s why my pupils are always so big when I look in the mirror
There are two types of people…
(via rosiedoll)
