1. I was crying when I read this

    Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.

    Augustus Waters: Seventeen.

    Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.

    Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.

    Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.

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  4. amoying:

    sometimes when i stand up my vision gets really blurry and i feel like im about to die but then its like nvm still alive phew

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  5. When you play a song for a friend & they don’t like it

    lolzpicx:

    image

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  6. samandriel:

    nowimagineababydragon:

    My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.

    image

    I think your housemate and I are going to be good friends

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  7. aliewa:

liquid-liam:


Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

So that’s why my pupils are always so big when I look in the mirror

There are two types of people…

    aliewa:

    liquid-liam:

    Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

    So that’s why my pupils are always so big when I look in the mirror

    There are two types of people…

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  8. me when i’m almost home: I can almost taste the internet

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  12. misha-collins-minion:

dewdrops-on-roses:

waywardturtle:


Flooring that only costs about $1.44 per square foot.

 #SOMEONE TELL JOHN GREEN WE’VE FOUND OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE PENNIES

^that tag

I think it’s time for a game of

    misha-collins-minion:

    dewdrops-on-roses:

    waywardturtle:

    Flooring that only costs about $1.44 per square foot.

     #SOMEONE TELL JOHN GREEN WE’VE FOUND OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE PENNIES

    ^that tag

    I think it’s time for a game of

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  13. pizza:


trying to summon the tumblr user pizza

it worked!!

    pizza:

    trying to summon the tumblr user pizza

    it worked!!

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  14. amoying:

    amoying:

    what did the french chef say to the pancake?

    I DONT GIVE A CRÊPE

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